Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize