I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I could fuck to npr.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
