Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If I die, sorry about rent.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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