dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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