He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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