TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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