wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
this just has baby written all over it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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