I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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