oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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