OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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