I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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