video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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