I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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