I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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