Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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