This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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