? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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