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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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