Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm passing your future prison.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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