I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So. Much. Porn.
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