quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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