i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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