420 ftw
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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