guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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