i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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