Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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