Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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