Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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