like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Let the clothes fall where they may.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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