We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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