Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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