Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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