I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
In America we eat man semen.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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