So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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