Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
They have beer where we have blood.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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