I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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