I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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