I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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