Do you still have your period?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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