i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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