All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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