It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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