dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
