spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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