@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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