Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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