You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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