You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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