awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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