Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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