Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I want a musical about memes.
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